Thursday, April 13, 2006

Questioning Characters and Faded Memories Return...


Wombat: "Bunny..."

Bunny: "Hmm?"

Wombat: "Do I have character?"

Bunny: "Ofcourse!"

Wombat: "I don't feel very different than the others."

Bunny: "Thats because you try to hard."

Wombat: "I guess..."

Bunny: "I got to go now."

Wombat: "What?"

Bunny: "I'm suppose to meet someone!"

Wombat: "Who? There isn't anyone around!"

Bunny: "That is for me to know and for you to find out later."

Wombat: "I'm trying to find character here! I need help and you are just going to leave me behind?"

Bunny: "Don't say it like that. I'll be right back. I promise!"

(Bunny hops away.)

Wombat: (Sigh)

???: "Hey Wombat!"

(A Black Raven flys down from the sky, landing next to the Wombat.)

Wombat: "Oh, hey Raven."

Raven: "You look sad man, is everything ok?"

Wombat: "I just got ditched for someone I don't even know."

Raven: "Man, that sucks!"

Wombat: "I always got my S&W to keep me company I guess..."

Raven: "You got a S$W!? I guess I really haven't hung out with you in a while!"

Wombat: "Yeah, a .22 infact."

Raven: "That's one hell of a gun!"

Wombat: "I guess. It was hard to find."

Raven: "You got a license?"

Wombat: "MmmHmm, more than that, a License to Kill from the WUB (Wombats United Commite)."

Raven: "Nice!"

Wombat: "What are you doing all the way down here?"

Raven: "Flying around and feeling better than everyone was boring today."

Wombat: "So you came to hang out with the losers?"

Raven: "Yeah, I miss being an idiot."

Wombat: "You still are."

Raven: "True that, but don't tell the guys I came down here ok?"

Wombat: "Ok. Say, while you are here... want to go Easter Egg hunting?"

Raven: "Dude! I'm not sinking THAT low!"

Wombat: "I'm using my Revolver if thats any consolance."

Raven: "Ok, now I'm game!"

(Fox enters from the right.)

Fox: "Hey Wombat! I know I already asked you to do this a few times already but could you watch-"

Wombat: "Sorry, got plans."

Fox: "But couldn't you just-"

Wombat: "No."

Fox: "Is there any way I could-"

Wombat: "Bye!"

(Raven and Wombat leave the angry Fox behind.)

Raven: "That was harsh man."

Wombat: "That fox was getting on my nerves anyway..."

Raven: "Heh, I thought you were getting soft after a while!"

Wombat: "Stop chastizing me and look for those eggs."

Raven: "Sorry, forgot I'm not a big shot here..."

(Spin)

(Click)

Wombat: "Ready or not, here we come!"

Easter Egg: "GAAAAAAHHHHHHH! They found me!"

Raven: "Can I get the first shot?"

Wombat: "Nope. I need to blow off some steam."

Raven: "Hurry up, it's getting away!"

BANG!

Raven: "This beats trying to crap on someone any day!"