The Confused Panda...

(Panda wakes up, streches, and heads for the water-hole. Upon arrival, he glances briefly at his own reflection.)

Panda: "I never noticed, but I'm both black and white!"

Wolf: "..."

Panda: "Which do you think? Am I more black than white or white than black?"

Wolf: "It really depends on your attitude."

Panda: "Why?"

Wolf: "Well I could be called a racist if I say otherwise."

Panda: "Word."

Wolf: "Great... another white american who thinks their black."

Panda: "Uh... I was born in Asia."

Wolf: "Add another adjective to the list!"

Panda: "I think my mom was jewish..."

(Wolf storms off confused and pissed off.)