The Server is Running and The System is Down - The Fatal Flaws of the Dating World

We cannot escape the past. I tried. How stupid was it. I ran for over twelve years and I did it all just to land on my face. Well, not really ON my face. More like in a pile of ----.

There are the times... the times we need to be just stupid (most of the time I guess) and the times we need to be intelectual. Running away is like chosing not to face the facts. Facing the facts SUCKS ---. Don't cry to me about it. I got someone else who needs my attention at the moment.

It is like telling a child that Santa isn't real, God doesn't always save lives, the world isn't fair, you can't break the rules all the time. Breaking the rules is horrible. ESPECIALLY when you don't know the rules. I played a game once with a friend. It was a basic card game. I can't recall the name of it. I remember thinking "This game is horrible" though, which is worth noting to some degree. Anyway, this game requires a deck of cards and two or more people. The leader of the game (or Game Master if you will) begins the game by dealing a hand of various size depending on how many he feels like dealing to each person evenly. Then he does something. It could be anything. SOmetimes they place the deck in the middle of the table and lay down a Queen of Hearts, sometimes they place the deck aside and say "Your move". Either way, this is where the fun begins (insert sarcastic laughing)

You play a card. Any card for that matter. It really isn't that awesome because if you do something wrong you must pick up a card. The goal is to rid your hand entirly of cards... but you don't know many rules. In fact, you don't know any. All the game is in summary is this "You didn't scream like a monkey when you played an Ace, pick up a card." "Oh you didn't worship me when you placed a card that was black on the deck." "Sorry, but because you are about to win, draw 10 cards."

Tons of fun right? <(-.-)>

Well this reminds me of a little old something called... can you guess it yet? No? I'll give you a hint. Naw screw it. You've seen the answer already by now.

Dating.

Wow, that felt good. It was like having that 191st Cigarette, except the parallel is between me and personal posts. (I tried, but I need to force this out of my system before you go and hurt yourself and look like a jack --- again)

So back to dating. Basicly the rules are simple... ... ... oh yea I forgot. Are there any rules? Not really. I mean if you think about it there are girls that would want to just hold hands and watch a movie and there are those that just want to screw the movie and let the cloths fly. Now that we got that settled there are other rules too. When to kiss a girl (first or second date? third? fourth? when damnit?!) which is totally unpredictable in the long run. THen there is the "call me later" or "I'll see you later." because if you broke any of these rules (you know, went into the opposite end of thier genre) you know that the next meeting won't go well.

Think about if you were friends with this person? Who much hell would that be? In fact, lets say that your friend (male or female) wants to just go out for fun (not for the actual dating experience). How is that going to help that relationship? The friendship would hurt in either case. TOo bad for you, you just lost that friend.

There is no such thing as "Lets be friends ok?" because it just DOESN'T work. If a guy was obsessed with you and you said "Lets be friends ok?" he would probubly go die and then come back to life just so he could Live Journal it or remove that person from thier MySpace (the new are more sinister LJ).

Well there is so much to comment on that I can understand your frustration with me.

The post ends here. Or actually in a few lines, but lets get this straight: I don't care. You want to say "Yeah right b----, because..." then please tell me so. I am use to being shot down and have body armor ready. Besides, my mentality could use some wear and tear.

---- it... another personal post... (the devil is going to kill me...)