Questioning Characters and Faded Memories Return...
Wombat: "Bunny..."
Bunny: "Hmm?"
Wombat: "Do I have character?"
Bunny: "Ofcourse!"
Wombat: "I don't feel very different than the others."
Bunny: "Thats because you try to hard."
Wombat: "I guess..."
Bunny: "I got to go now."
Wombat: "What?"
Bunny: "I'm suppose to meet someone!"
Wombat: "Who? There isn't anyone around!"
Bunny: "That is for me to know and for you to find out later."
Wombat: "I'm trying to find character here! I need help and you are just going to leave me behind?"
Bunny: "Don't say it like that. I'll be right back. I promise!"
(Bunny hops away.)
Wombat: (Sigh)
???: "Hey Wombat!"
(A Black Raven flys down from the sky, landing next to the Wombat.)
Wombat: "Oh, hey Raven."
Raven: "You look sad man, is everything ok?"
Wombat: "I just got ditched for someone I don't even know."
Raven: "Man, that sucks!"
Wombat: "I always got my S&W to keep me company I guess..."
Raven: "You got a S$W!? I guess I really haven't hung out with you in a while!"
Wombat: "Yeah, a .22 infact."
Raven: "That's one hell of a gun!"
Wombat: "I guess. It was hard to find."
Raven: "You got a license?"
Wombat: "MmmHmm, more than that, a License to Kill from the WUB (Wombats United Commite)."
Raven: "Nice!"
Wombat: "What are you doing all the way down here?"
Raven: "Flying around and feeling better than everyone was boring today."
Wombat: "So you came to hang out with the losers?"
Raven: "Yeah, I miss being an idiot."
Wombat: "You still are."
Raven: "True that, but don't tell the guys I came down here ok?"
Wombat: "Ok. Say, while you are here... want to go Easter Egg hunting?"
Raven: "Dude! I'm not sinking THAT low!"
Wombat: "I'm using my Revolver if thats any consolance."
Raven: "Ok, now I'm game!"
(Fox enters from the right.)
Fox: "Hey Wombat! I know I already asked you to do this a few times already but could you watch-"
Wombat: "Sorry, got plans."
Fox: "But couldn't you just-"
Wombat: "No."
Fox: "Is there any way I could-"
Wombat: "Bye!"
(Raven and Wombat leave the angry Fox behind.)
Raven: "That was harsh man."
Wombat: "That fox was getting on my nerves anyway..."
Raven: "Heh, I thought you were getting soft after a while!"
Wombat: "Stop chastizing me and look for those eggs."
Raven: "Sorry, forgot I'm not a big shot here..."
(Spin)
(Click)
Wombat: "Ready or not, here we come!"
Easter Egg: "GAAAAAAHHHHHHH! They found me!"
Raven: "Can I get the first shot?"
Wombat: "Nope. I need to blow off some steam."
Raven: "Hurry up, it's getting away!"
BANG!
Raven: "This beats trying to crap on someone any day!"
3 Comments:
Oh Kyle. ^_^
The picture is amazing!!!!!!!
P.S. Today I saw a car with the license plate: WOMBAT.
YEsss! :D
<(;o;)> NO!
That was going to be my license plate!!!
...
Lets think positive now... it COULD have been me in some odd, super-natural way from the future!
Totally. It was some form of station wagon, by the way. Aw, if I had known it was futureyou I would have waved!!!! *^_^*
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