The Plot is Exposed!!!

Teddy Bear: "What happened?"

Wombat: "I think that bullet was the one I fired off into the air before remember?"

Teddy Bear: "That was quite a shot..."

Bunny: "YOU IDIOT!"

Wombat: "Oh yeah, I was wondering why-"

Bunny: "How could you do such a horrid thing?!"

Wombat: "Well, describe horrid..."

Bunny: "You've killed two characters already!"

Wombat: "Actually a lot more if you count the rabbits."

Teddy Bear: "That gun is so cheap."

Bunny: "I thought you were a pacifist!"

Wombat: "Uh, what do you mean?"

Bunny: "Do you even remember? The Grove of Carrots? No tainted characters or twisted plot!"

Wolf: "Plot?"

Bunny: "Yes, thats what I said PLOT. P-L-O-T."

Wolf: "There is no purpose to this preformance!"

Wombat: "Interesting."

Wolf: "This is just pointless killing."

Bunny: "No it isn't. There is something deeper than just exploding rabbits."

Wolf: "Ok then. I want proof."

Bunny: "Fine! Then explain the character relationships, the search for me, the jokes, and the violent acts all linking together!"

Wolf: "Thats what I call a series of events linked together. There is no moral. There is no love. There is no hope. There isn't anything but violence. Every time something happens there is violence! Can't you just understand that this is nothing!"

Wombat: "Hmmm. I see."

Teddy Bear: "Huh?"

Bunny: "What?"

Wombat: "This IS nothing you say. Nothing in particular huh? Well then, all I can say is then why are you talking to me right now?"

Wolf: "Elaborate."

Wombat: "Well, someone who is part of nothing shouldn't exist. We ARE. Can't you understand?"

Teddy Bear: "I get it now! It's like owning a bunch of n00bs! There doesn't need to be a purpose for it, it's just fun!"

Bunny: "Just because we don't have a goal or a task doesn't mean we can't be ourselves or not exist!"

Wombat: "I understand what you were doing now! Bunny wanted to know why we didn't disappear when you tried to get rid of us!"

Wolf: "Well I was left with no choice. This wasn't going anywhere."

Wombat: "I beg to differ."

Bunny: "Indeed."

Teddy Bear: (nod)

Wolf: "You think this was?"

Wombat: "We are here now."

Wolf: "How did you come back in the first place? There wasn't anything left!"

Wombat: "There wasn't any story tied to us in the first place. We are just characters in animal forms. You can't get rid of this story because WE are the story."

Bunny: "To get rid of this story is to kill off all our personalities."

Teddy Bear: "None of us can be replaced!"

Wolf: "Actually, you started off as different people, a different place, a different play."

Bunny: "So?"

Wombat: "We are connected."

Wolf: "And what does that mean?"

Wombat: "Congragulations! You discovered the plot."

(The Wolf stares at the three animals for a few seconds before sighing heavily and wandering off shaking his head.)

Bunny: "What are we going to do now?"

Wombat: "Begin a quest. Let's prove this piece has a purpose."

(The Teddy Bear takes out the black bandana.)

Teddy Bear: "Time to find some n00bs!"

Wombat: "No, something better than n00bs..."

Bunny: "Let's search for the Grove!"

Teddy Bear: "Did it survive the Wolf's attempt to destroy us?"

(The Wombat smiles warmly.)

Wombat: "And so the real story begins."

(Far off in the distance, the Wolf nods.)