What happens to Optimism in the Grove of Carrots
(Egg falls from Sky)
Egg: "Ouch!"
Bunny and Wombat: "Gasp!"
Wombat: "Oh great, someone else has found the Grove...Just what we need..."
Bunny: "Be nice! It is only an baby!"
Egg: "What happened to me?"
Bunny: "You poor thing..."
Wombat: "Please, no sympathy in the Grove... I might vomit..."
(Loud thump as Platypus lands next to Bunny)
Platypus: "Hurray! I found you!"
Bunny: "Is this your egg Platypus?"
Platypus: "Well not really, it is only an advocado I painted Easter colors. I was upset I lost it and I ended up here!"
Wombat: "I'm going to do something uncalled for if you don't leave with that egg soon."
Platypus and Bunny: "Awww!"
Bunny: "Wombat isn't very optimistic."
Wombat: "neither are you!"
Bunny: "Hey! I can be whatever I want to be!"
Advocado: I think I have a crack."
Wombat: "..."
Bunny: "Resist the need to rant Wombat!"
Wombat: "Where did you find this talking advocado?"
Platypus: "In the tropics. I have family there."
Advocado: "Did you know there is a kingdom that I rule in the jungle?"
Bunny: "You are the leader of an entire kingdom?!"
Platypus: "Oh Dear! I forgot to mention that he was."
Wombat: "This is getting uncalled for."
Bunny: "Is it a king?"
Platypus: "We shall make it!"
Advocado: "I am king? That is so cool! Hurray for me!"
Bunny and Platypus: "Hurray for the king!"
Wombat: (sigh)
(Pulls out Magnum, fires, advocado explodes - pieces are everywhere)
(Bunny stumbles in shock... Then...When the sound of the blast subsides...)
Bunny: "What came over me? I thought that an advocado was a king!"
Wombat: "The Curse of the Advocado... It is an evil force all advocado's have."
Platypus: "THE KING IS DEAD! NO!" (Sobs hysterically)
Wombat: "unfortunately the most optimistic are the most vulnerable."
Bunny: "So what are we to do with all these advocado pieces?" (pulls some out of ears)
Wombat: "Well... It will make a nice change to carrots I guess."
Platypus: "The King... Sniff... the king... NO!!!"
(The Platypus runs off in tears)
Bunny: "Should I just skip the advocado and get the carrots?"
Wombat: "Yea. My urge to kill has been subdued for a while... No need to be known for eating my victims."
Bunny: "Wombats have urges to kill?"
Wombat: "And you question my loneliness..."
Bunny: "Am I the next victim?"
Wombat: "You were originally, but you got me a carrot."
Bunny: "Carrots help you subdue the urges?"
Wombat: "Yea.
Bunny: "Nice revolver by the way."
Wombat: "Its a S&W 22."
Wolf: "Nice."
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