Lets have some fun.. Roman Style!!!

You know what the best joke ever was? YOUR MOM! Just kidding <(^O^)> wasn't it funny? No? Yes? Well these are the kinda jokes out there today. Who wants to go around having "YOUR MOM!" Shouted out you for five minutes straight? Me neither, but this is what jokes have come to today. Don't we love to watch people suffer? Romans had the right idea. Fear Factor can go die any time now. They have nothing on a good bloody Coliseum match. Please tell me the death channel (Copyright Dr.H) wouldn't have a game show labeled "Roman's and Death : A Hobby" with a segment on Christian Persecution and Coliseum Fights? Back then a dead Christian was a good one, and a live one was waiting to be eaten (By man or animal... I'm guessing they must have had ONE cannibal in the ring) and that was their afternoon activity. Now let’s take the Coliseum to modern day. We could put people in a pit with barriers (like a Paintball arena) and give them explosives and automatics. Please tell me you wouldn't laugh at Oprah trying to throw a grenade at Bill Clinton!