Time to have a Drink... really, I'm thursty

Drinking is great. (Insert dramatic pause here) I meant drinking water idiot. I know you were thinking otherwise with all this alchohol buisness going around. Well anyway, water is great. It is so great to have a glass of water after a big game of any active sport. The way it is so cool and refreshing against your parched throat is awesome! Don't drink to much though. It can slow you down during round 2 if you aren't careful. In fact, it can make you feel heavier, which makes you feel slower, which makes you feel sleepier, which slows reaction time... etc. You get the picture. Anyway, you end up losing the game because of water. Now all that water that tasted so nice is making people pissed off. Why do they care? Because the game is everything. Getting first place means the world to the team... and you blew it because of a glass of water. Now you need to train yourself to enjoy a mere mouth full next time before you go over-board again. Jeeze, so much pressure over the most essential nutriant to the human body... for some of us...

Hmmm... I wonder if this could be related to... nah...